I love telling taxi drivers I got more into football when England won the Euros two years ago, and they correct me that England didn’t win the Euros two years ago, and I correct them that England did win the Euros two years ago.
— Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) July 6, 2024
“take thee, Putin…” pic.twitter.com/si8os0OOkL
— Justin Myers (@theguyliner) July 11, 2024
Pickford did his homework 🧐#EURO2024 | #ENGSUI pic.twitter.com/NQpeuNqVw3
— UEFA EURO 2024 (@EURO2024) July 6, 2024
Larry the cat IS a cabinet member. He is Chief Mouser to the Treasury. That's an official cabinet position. https://t.co/hlfRs175vJ
— Archie (he/him) 🔶 (@rchieyes) July 6, 2024
I’d have reconsidered how that was written. https://t.co/miG5T169hf
— David Paxton (@DavidDPaxton) July 6, 2024
reject modernity / embrace tradition pic.twitter.com/K74k2udkb4
— Mason Mennenga (@masonmennenga) July 6, 2024
i do not post this image lightly pic.twitter.com/LAPxKUHt8T
— Dan D (@DanDeBrak) July 7, 2024
"And liberal democracy in Europe, which did NOT die…" pic.twitter.com/DQew85YNoA
— Jonny Morris 🔶 (@jonnymorris1973) July 7, 2024
Memes, memories and much more 😍@IvanToney24 is the latest #ThreeLions player to visit the Diary Room! pic.twitter.com/qXbA5G9SB0
— England (@England) July 8, 2024
Comfortably the best stat of #Euro2024 pic.twitter.com/OCZdUpy256
— Danny Jamieson (@DannyJamieson) July 8, 2024
going to the theatre to watch this f1 movie just so i can see if fernando’s moments of pure confusion make the cut pic.twitter.com/dGZDVSUGDD
— lala¹⁴ (@ALOSAILEC) July 7, 2024
Blimey, Anderson's accidentally got it spot on here. https://t.co/lqKerqidpc pic.twitter.com/zYkM2Z1DWu
— Mickey Noonan (@MicksterNoonan) July 9, 2024
Absolutely amazing brand awareness that Bishop’s Move have parked diagonally. https://t.co/XvWPJjoeIk
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) July 9, 2024
One of the best headlines of the year, even if it's from the Star. pic.twitter.com/mvNXeWYvZI
— Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon) July 9, 2024
First day of the new job. Looking forward to my first #PMQs. pic.twitter.com/IPemW6BRwH
— Rt Hon Jennie (@rthonjennie) July 9, 2024
I wish @DisneyPlus would add a "randomise" button here for The Simpsons. I miss the element of surprise not knowing what episode was about to air on TV pic.twitter.com/7CDwYASsXY
— Four Finger Discount (@fourfingerpod) July 9, 2024
The onshore wind ban has been in place for 9 years.
— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) July 8, 2024
We've been in government for 72 hours, we've lifted it.
That's the pace we're going to move at. pic.twitter.com/Hd2B1q8oE2
sorry to be a boomer about this but i hate how we have to download an app for everything now. we used to have websites.
— Clara (@colormeloverly) July 9, 2024
Hang on – New York has only just invented bins????? https://t.co/DY6GRezn69
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) July 10, 2024
Let’s reframe taxes as a monthly subscription service to public utilities so that tech bros will get behind the idea.
— Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) July 10, 2024
There's something uniquely British about an MP, as here, taking the parliamentary oath "under protest", declaring his allegiance to another country, and the clerk politely saying, "Thank you very much", before moving on to the next person in the queue! pic.twitter.com/x8cwpjSsTH
— Paul Embery (@PaulEmbery) July 9, 2024
Is football coming home, or is it retiring in Spain like most English?
— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) July 10, 2024
Turns out boring and competent gets results. pic.twitter.com/Z2BTkrgTxs
— Trumpton (@Trump_ton) July 10, 2024
If England win it'll be this generation's equivalent of Katrina and the Waves winning Eurovision the week after Blair got in.
— Stephen Graham 🇺🇦 (@StephenCVGraham) July 10, 2024
Marcel knows…
— LADbible (@ladbible) July 10, 2024
pic.twitter.com/iBdtBYpJdN
England fans singing "Southgate you're the one" to a German police officer 🤣🏴🇩🇪 pic.twitter.com/CXkFFhX0X8
— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) July 10, 2024
Just realised that Sunday will be the *second* time in his (4 year-old) life my son has watched the England football team compete in a major final. This is going to distort an entire generation's psychology.
— Tom Whyman (@HealthUntoDeath) July 10, 2024
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) July 10, 2024
why are they called capybaras and not guinea bigs
— Nat (@unfortunatalie) July 10, 2024
Neitokainen is a lake in Finland with the same shape as Finland. It blows my mind that they shaped a whole nation just to look like a lake pic.twitter.com/EUZ3z39jiK
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) July 11, 2024
A dating app but it's just one picture of someone's bookshelves, one of their usual grocery haul, one of their pets, and one their thermostat
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) July 11, 2024
Keir Starmer refuses to cause huge and unnecessary diplomatic incident in first week https://t.co/L5dD8XjLp9
— Dan Taylor (@dantaylor26) July 11, 2024
I might be a tart. But I am a FAST tart. https://t.co/5oIy7iqVK4
— Rt Hon Jennie (@rthonjennie) July 12, 2024
all we have to do is get more dislikes than likes on one of that billionaire’s tweets and this feature is gone the next day https://t.co/TG2PAvNzZj
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) July 10, 2024
Can’t believe I live in a world where Jimmy Anderson is being forced into retirement and Joe Biden isn’t
— Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 (@HackBlackburn) July 12, 2024
Lets put cup handles on nuclear cooling towers so people remember that isn't smoke, it's steam… pic.twitter.com/IZM5sz1wRA
— Louis Anslow (@LouisAnslow) July 11, 2024
very good https://t.co/mLptyYZnG1 pic.twitter.com/voTIpOf0KO
— Bethany Dawson (@bethanymrd) July 11, 2024
Best community note ever. pic.twitter.com/HlHYTKJMXm
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) July 11, 2024
— STEM (@stem_feed) July 10, 2024
re Biden's mental abilities: having watched the last few videos of Trump speeches at rallies – truly demented, rambling shit – it does seem weird there isn't at least an equal conversation happening about HIS mental abilities. He's hardly Dr Sane-o.
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) July 12, 2024
In hospital with 12 yo with suspected concussion. Asked in cognitive assessment to name the prime minister…
— Jeremy Pattison (@JEPattison) July 13, 2024
"I can't remember but his dad was a toolmaker."
It’s giving C*lin and Cuthbert (for legal reasons we can’t say which is which) #EURO2024 #ESPENG pic.twitter.com/aGYyOI8LUM
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) July 13, 2024
Would watch pic.twitter.com/xSf6TSWQr1
— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) July 12, 2024
and yet it refuses to do so https://t.co/EWKE5K4KRl
— flglmn (@flglmn) July 10, 2024
The new Shrek looks a bit crap pic.twitter.com/xLXQbd3SOG
— Carl Besoul (@besoul7) July 13, 2024
ineke.co.uk 
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